1)Here is the appropriate response to receipt of your very own Bob-L Head (an attitude of gratitude):
I got a Bob-L-Head!! Yay me!
It is currently in a place of honor on my desk, and after our sales meeting tomorrow it will be used as a motivational tool for the salesreps; whoever has the best week gets the Bob-L-Head on their desk for one week (till the next meeting).
Thank you thank you!!
-Sherma Mather, Virginia Lawyers Weekly
2) How to treat your Bob-L Head:
It's going to be a big travel year for Bob-L. There are already promises of trips to the Seattle Space Needle, Costa Rica & other surprise venues.
3) How NOT to treat your Bob-L Head:
No Kids- Although kids love Bob-L, like the real Bob Battle, he is no match for the toddlers. Just like Bob Battle, who is legendary for his cool, calm demeanor, occasionally Bob-L will "lose his head" around the kids.
No Dogs- Apparently dogs are not Bob-L's best friend. This is the shocking tale from Roger Hinde in Virginia Beach. When Roger brought Bob-L home, his dog began growling at Bob-L. Like the real Bob Battle, always the Alpha Male, Bob-L remained calm , didn't flinch, smiled and gave the "thumbs up" sign to "Scruffy." That night, Roger heard a growl, a bunch of chomps and some crunching sounds. I'll spare you the gruesome details- let's just say Bob-L was treated like he was your wife's new Manolo Blahnik shoes when Scruffy was left alone inside with an empty stomach and a full bladder. It saddens me to say that Bob-L didn't survive. May he Rest in Pieces! And, borrowing from Carnac the Magnificent- may Scruffy spend his Christmas "vacation" in a kennel with Michael Vick's pit bulls.
Sincerely,
