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They All Laughed when Jesse Ventura said he wanted to be Governor of Minnesota...
but- Bob Battle for President?
The power of the internet is amazing- this whole thing started as a
joke and now it has taken off. Click here to check out the video of the Channel 3 News Report on the uncanny Presidential candidacy of Richmond Virginia DUI Lawyer Bob Battle.
Barack Obama isn't laughing anymore! Below, Bob Battle holds the letter he received from B.O. reaching out to America's new favorite son. Now that Senator Jim Webb has declared he is no longer a candate for Vice President, could Senator Obama be reaching out to another popular red-headed Virginia politico?!
Bob Battle's Political Resume:
- Was convinced by sister Meg Bonitt to dress up as Elvis for Mark Warner's Campaign Kick-off Event in his initial run for U.S. Senate. (Sad but true.)
- Got butt kicked running for Democratic nomination for City of Alexandria Commonwealth's Attorney.
- Has headlined comedy fundraisers for Democratic and Republican friends.
- Has his own bobblehead.
- Uhh, that's about it.
So there you have it- brilliant, I rest my case. Bob Battle is the perfect candidate- a true bi-partisan, throws right/bats right/votes left, wacky right-brained, no voting record, also ran, who, although he defends those accused of DUI for a living, has 3 fewer DUI's than the current President and Vice President of the country.
OK, Virginians, time to dust off those "Bob Battle for Commonwealth's Attorney" posters and "Battle for Governor" buttons. The Battle Machine rides again. Next stop, the Oval Office.
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