Bob Battle offers tough and aggressive legal representation for Virginians. With offices in both Richmond and Northern Virginia, Bob Battle is providing experienced defense counsel for DUI cases, reckless driving or speeding violations, and felony cases, including repeat DUI's, drug possession and/or drug distribution cases, manslaughter cases, murder cases, or other serious crimes. Bob also offers legal representation for those who have been injured in auto accidents, truck or tractor trailer accidents, faulty product injuries, motorcycle accidents, roller coaster or theme park accidents and slip and fall injuries. Should you or a loved one need experienced legal defense, or should you be injured in an accident that wasn't your fault, contact Bob Battle for a free case assessment today.
BobBattleLaw.com  Newsletter- October 2007
 
Greetings!
 
 Welcome back to my semi-sporadic Newsletter. As I will explain, I have been very, very busy. First,I have no idea who that couple above looking at the computer screen together are- they came with this newsletter template. However,my employment law friends have told me that I must advise you of the following. Her hands on his shoulders at work mean he is going to get lucky. If his hands were on her shoulders at work, it means he is going to get sued!
 
Although I will always make good on my promise to not be like all those other boring law firm newsletters, sometimes there is some basic information I need to give you.Thus, please note the following:

New toll-free number: 866-419-7229
New fax number: 866-853-0023
 

NOTE: I no longer have a (703) area code number.
My number in Richmond remains 804-673-5600.
 
 New: check out  Video & Free Consumer DUI Guide on BobBattleLaw.com website 
 
I am thrilled to announce that I have added many new informative videos to my website.I remain committed to my goal to have the best DUI and Traffic Law website in the country.You will also notice that the infamous Bob Battle bobblehead is featured prominently in these videos.
 
My controversial Consumer Guide "How to Choose a DUI Lawyer in Virginia"is finished and available as a free instant download on my website. Former Prosecutor Bob Battle reveals the TRUTH about Lawyer Website Hype & B.S.!

If you have a pending DUI, this is the book that gives you the critical information you need to choose the right lawyer - we GUARANTEE this book will not waste your time.

  • 10 Questions you must ask of any lawyer
  • How to Avoid hiring a lawyer who is "Asleep at the Wheel" of your DUI Case
  • 20 Mistakes lawyers make that Lose WINNABLE cases for their clients
 
 Virginia is for Speed Traps T-shirt
Va is for Speed Traps T-Shirt 
Bob Battle wears more hats than you'll find in the Lids store at the local mall: lawyer,comedian,actor,author,blogger, teacher,tabloid model (it's true!),husband, father and T-shirt designer. T-shirt designer?

As a humorous protest to Virginia's new "Civil Remedial Fees for Traffic Convictions" law which took effect on July 1, 2007 and added huge mandatory fines to the already harsh criminal designation of certain speeding offenses and made his home state the "home of the $3,550 speeding ticket," part-time comedian Bob Battle used his wit to design this protest T-shirt.

The front of the T-shirt suggests a more appropriate replacement to Virginia's state motto "Virginia is for lovers" and reads "Virginia is for speed traps!" The back pays homage to Sammy Hagar's rock classic and reads "I Can't Drive 65." To get your very own Virginia is for speed traps T-shirt,go to
www.VirginiaIsForSpeedTraps.com.
 
 
In This Issue
New: check out Video & Free Consumer DUI Guide on BobBattleLaw.com website
Virginia is for Speed Traps T-Shirt
Bob Battle Bobblehead Update
Bob L Head at ND

Bob Battle Bobblehead Update


The Bob Battle Bobblehead has arrived in Richmond after a long journey from China. He has already become a favorite at many homes and offices across America. He is also starring in Internet video.

Word of caution:
Like Bob Battle, the Bob-L-Head is a fair-skinned red-head. One was left in the back seat of Bob's car on a hot sunny day & his nose & chin began "sweating paint." I know a lot of you had planned to permanently affix the bobblehead on your car dashboard for good luck, but I would advise against it. Ditto for your office windowsill. Somewhere on your desk is perfect.
 

CONTEST: The person who takes their Bob-L-Head the greatest distance from their home and e-mails Bob Battle a picture will win a special award. Send in your photos & they will be featured in a future BobBattleLaw.com Newsletter.

 

Early Leader in Contest! Courtesy of Paul Fletcher, Bob-L made it out to Notre Dame this summer and, I am sure, (like the real Bob Battle) offered football coach Charlie Weis some unsolicited, unwanted advice on how to coach the Irish this Fall. (It is untrue that Bob-L is starting at center for the Irish!)

 

Requests for Bob-L-Heads: Remember Bob-L-Heads are usually earned, not given away or sold. They are awarded to people who make me laugh and/or bring joy & happiness to my life. The easiest way to get surprised with a Bob-L-Head is to send me a client. New cases always make me happy. (In fact, I am typing now with one hand because the thought of a referral instinctively makes my right hand give the "thumbs up" sign! See photo above.)

 

FREE Bobbleheads
& T-Shirts!
As  I have stated above,the Bob Battle bobblehead and the Virginia is for Speed Traps T-shirts are usually awarded or sold.However,I am going to make a special offer to my Newsletter readers who have gotten all the way to the bottom of this page before hitting "Delete!"   The first 20 people who reply to this e-mail and ask for a bobblehead and/or a T-shirt will get them sent for free.
Offer Expires: October 30, 2007
Bob Battle
Robert E. Battle, P.C.
866-419-7229