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Greetings!
Actor and comedian Red Buttons gave some of the best parenting advice I've ever heard, "Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected."
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Dads have to put up with a lot and rarely complain (except when
they can't get to the golf course for one reason or another). On June 19th it's time to thank dads for all they do.
Cut the grass for him, let him watch a round of golf without interruption or you could slip him one of the coupons below to help him with his "Honey Do" list. Whatever you do, treat him right, give him what he wants on Sunday and at the stroke of midnight things will get back to normal until next Father's Day. Enjoy your day, dads! |
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"Thanks, kids. I....love it."
Ever hear of a Cougar brand golf ball? I'd be surprised if you did. They were given to me by my son for my very first Father's Day. I still carry them in my bag today - 6 years later. Am I holding onto them for sentimental reasons? Nope. I still have them because they're the worst golf balls ever produced and I wouldn't want to waste a good swing on them (because good swings are few and far between in my game). Sure they were a bad gift, but they were from him.
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I'm sure many of you are preparing yourselves for some pretty interesting gifts this Father's Day. Don't worry - it won't be a total loss. I want to see the gifts you get (or have received in the past). Email me a picture of your weird, goofy or just plain bad gifts. I'll award the recipient of the most unique gift a $50 gift card to the restaurant or sporting goods store of his choice. I'll announce the winner in the July newsletter and display the picture of the winning gift. Good luck! |
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"I'm Glad You're Home - Now off To Camp."
Of course you love your kids. Of course you're happy they're home for summer vacation. And of course you're already counting the days until they go back to school in the fall. So do you see a long summer in your immediate future? If so, keep the kids busy!
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One good way to do that is to send them to a summer camp - or two. You're not sure if the kids would like a music, science or sports camp? Don't worry, you're bound to find the perfect child get away if you look at the Star Tribune 2011 Summer Camp Guide. There are 145 different summer camps on this list which means there is something for everyone.
Don't delay! Some camps start soon so sign up while spots are available!
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Man vs. Meat
Prehistoric man used to track his food, kill it, make a fire, cook his hunt and eat it. If you look at any man today, I think you'll find much has remained the same. Sure we don't track and kill everything we eat, but for some of us a trip to the grocery store is a big enough adventure in and of itself. And while it's true we
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don't have to rub sticks together to make fire, finding a lighter around the house for the charcoal can often be just as daunting a task.
The one thing man IS getting good at, however, is making his life easier. If you're in the mood for a steak, take a look at this grilled flank steak recipe from www.foodnetwork.com. It's quick, it's easy and it's better than a wooly mammoth on a stick. Enjoy!
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Sincerely,
Bryan Delmont
General Manager
Bonfe's Plumbing, Heating & Air Service, Inc |
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$45 off Garbage Disposal Replacement |
Is your disposal not working like it used to, getting jammed frequently or just not coming on at all? Get rid of that old disposal and get a new one from Bonfe's which carries a 10 year parts and labor warranty
Cannot be used with any other offers or discounts. Cannot be used towards the service fee. | | Offer Expires: July 31, 2011 |
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$25 Off Any Service |
Use this coupon for any plumbing, air conditioning, appliance or electrical repair in your home.
Cannot be used with other offers, coupons or discounts.
Cannot be used toward the trip fee.
| | Offer Expires: July 31, 2011 |
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$30 Off Ceiling Fan
Installation |
Did you buy that new ceiling fan but haven't gotten around to installing it? Have Bonfe's do it for you and save $30 in the process.
Cannot be used with other offers, coupons or discounts. Cannot be used toward the service fee. | | Offer Expires: July 31, 2011 |
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