Well, it's been quite a week, hasn't it? There is so much going on in the world, and if you are anything like me you can use a reprieve from it all.  Well, no worries, my friend, HumpDay is here!  That means you are on the downward slope of this week and the weekend is in sight.  I'm thinkin' maybe I'll make a visit to Margaritaville this weekend... :)   

Here's a friendly reminder:  Many of us will change our clocks this weekend (spring forward on Saturday night!), so remember to also check the batteries in your smoke and CO2 detectors!  And for those of us who have battery-operated thermostats, maybe we should swap those out, too. 

Each week we do a little funny bit and I'll tell you, I struggled with finding one this week.  Oy vey!  Usually I have 'em stockpiled, but my stash has run dry!  So, I went on the hunt this week and I think I may have found something worthy of your time.  So, here we go!

Benefits of Being a Female

• We got off the Titanic first. 

• We can scare (and confuse) male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.   

• Females can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

• We can cry and get out of speeding fines.  If a man cries to get out of a ticket, well, that's just weird.  

• Our boyfriends/husbands clothes make us look gorgeous!  You guys look strange in ours. 

• Taxis stop for us.  We always text the ID number of the driver to a friend in case we go missing, but, hey, they stop for us.  

• Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

• Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies (you get the point).

• If we're not making enough money we can blame the glass ceiling.

• No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.  The ones who should wear them don't and the ones who shouldn't always do.  'Nuff said.

• Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.   

• If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware of how it looks.   

• We never have to wonder if our friends washed their hands after using the bathroom. 

• We'll never regret piercing our ears.

• We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra.

Okay, guys...it's your turn next.  I'll try to find a list that explains the benefits of being a male!  Until next time, remember - 

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Brandi