Well, I sure blew it last week, didn't I?  I can't believe I messed up the price of the product in last week's email.  ***blushing*** In all the time I've done HumpDay, I've made spelling mistakes, grammar goofs, and once my sentence just stopped short for no apparent reas... Yet, never have I made such a monumental mistake on HumpDay that warranted me having to resend it.  Hopefully getting two HumpDay emails last week made you smile twice and did not annoy you.  If it did, please accept my apologies.   

Now, for the funny part of our email.  I love it when I have themes for HumpDay.  Today's theme is two-fold.  I'm not going to tell you the second one.  Instead, I'll let you discover that for yourself.  But, the first theme is our topic for the day, customer service.  So, for your humor enhancement for the day, I give you "Funny Customer Interactions!"

• A male customer comes into my cafe and spends five minutes staring at the baked goods before finally coming up to order.  He says, "Well, there's no manly way to say this: I want a cream puff." 

•  I'm selling an elderly woman an airline ticket for her first trip on a plane, and I ask her if she would prefer a window or an aisle seat.  She said, "Oh I think I'll take an aisle seat because I plan on having my hair done before the trip and I don't want it blowing around."

• We are closed and counting money from the register, when a customer approaches the locked door and tries to open it. She notices the closed sign and tries the door again, then knocks on the door loudly and pulls hard on the door. So hard in fact, that she manages to fit her shoe through the crack. Worried about a broken door, I open the door quickly.  Customer: "Are you open?"  Me: "No, I'm sorry, but we don't open for another thirty minutes."  Customer: "Then why did you open the door?!"

• Customer: "Excuse me, I've noticed that all these pieces of wood have a sticker on them that say's they contain a product that is believed to cause cancer in the state of California."  Me: "Yes, that is just a sticker the company has left on there because we also sell in California."  Customer: "So, since I live here in Washington I won't get cancer, right?"

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Brandi