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| January, 5, 2011
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Greetings!
It's a new year, a new decade and I thought it would be a good time to give our weekly brew-ha-ha a little updating. Whaddya think?
With this new year underway, I thought I'd use this forum to spread a little Hope followed by a little Grace. For your amusement this first week of this new decade, I offer you some humdingers from one of the funniest guys of our time, Bob Hope. Then, we hope you will stick around and read a little bit on our product the Inside-Outlet! (Ha, ha, get it? Hope and then Grace...sometimes I just crack myself up! =)...here you go folks! Some humor from the King of Comedy, Bob Hope!
- I used to keep my birthday a secret but I decided to stop. I wasn't getting any presents.
- I consider myself very fortunate. I owe everything to my family and my make-up man. My wonderful family keeps me going and my wonderful make-up man keeps me from looking like I already went.
- Speaking of his birth in England, "I left England at the age of four when I found out I couldn't be king."
- We were kind of poor and my mother hated to spend a nickel on herself, so she bought most of her things in an army-surplus store. She was the only woman in Cleveland wearing khaki lipstick.
- A rather chubby lady walked by and the panhandler went into his pitch and he said, "Ma'am I haven't eaten in three days". She said, "Gee I sure wish I had your willpower".
- I would have won the Academy Award if not for one thing - my pictures. Oscar night at my house is called Passover.
- In my lifetime I saw the Berlin Wall come and I saw it go. George Burns can say the same thing about the Ice Age. (Burns died aged 100 in 1996.)
- I remember my staff asking me when I was going to retire. I said when I could no longer hear the sound of laughter. He said: "That never stopped you before".
- I'm never going to retire. I intend to be cracking jokes on my way to the grave.
And he was. It was reported that on his deathbed his wife, Delores, asked him where he'd like to be buried. Bob replied, "Surprise me."
Keep reading,
Brandi
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