HumpDay Email - End-users / OEMs
June 9, 2010
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Dear HumpDay Reader,

So, I was looking for something funny this week and found this hilarious site that had a bunch of funny little ditties.  One was called, "When Hallmark Card Writers Have A Bad Day..." Here are some of what I found:

Category: I'm Sorry...
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire,
I noticed your cat!
Sorry!!

Category: Wedding
Congratulations on your Wedding!
(Too bad no one likes your husband.)

Category: Friendship
I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to hug.
After meeting you -
I've changed my mind.
Let's just be friends!

Category: New Baby
How could two people as beautiful as you...
have such an ugly baby?!

LOL...that last one cracks me up!  I mean, of course all babies are precious and special, but...sometimes they need a little time to pretty up, you know? 


Okay, here's your chance to strut your stuff!  I thought it would be fun to give you all a chance to write the Hallmark card you've always wanted or needed.  Click here to submit your entry! Here are the only two rules:

Please keep it clean. 
Use 30 words or fewer.

I will post the ten best entries next week and let everyone else vote on them.  The winner will get...oh let's see, what's something good....how about $100 gift card?  That's pretty awesome!  So, put your clever hat on and write the best Hallmark card that would fit, "When Hallmark card writers have a bad day..."! 

Keep reading,


-Brandi

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You're Gonna Want to Read This!

It's time to do another big giveaway!!  Woo-hoo!  I want to giveaway THREE Garmin Nuvi 255w...will you help me?  Here's how it works:

We have a product called TempCovers, which is detailed below for you.  It is a great product for all kinds of places including schGarminools, hospitals, government facilities, manufacturing plants, etc.  What I would like to do is collect names of people you think should know about this product!  People like Electrical Inspectors, Maintenance people and managers, facility managers, electricians, etc.  For every name you submit to me, your name will be entered to win one of TWO Garmin GPS'! 

My commitment to you is that we will
contact your person to,
  • 1) invite them to participate in HumpDay and,
  • 2) provide them information about TempCovers. 
This will probably be in the form of two separate emails over the course of a week.  Please note: Only those who remain on our HumpDay list and those who request additional information will be contacted more than 2 times.  I promise I won't hound your people!

But wait...there's more!  I said I wanted to giveaway THREE Garmins, didn't I?  Well, last time you guys provided me with over 300 new contacts - that was AMAZING!  If you beat your record, I will giveaway the third Garmin GPS!  How cool is that?? Tell me you can't use a new GPS just in time for summer vacation!  Deadline for this campaign is June 18!  So, get your entries in!!

Click here to enter your referral!  Remember, the more names you enter the more chances you have to win! 

TempCovers Rock!
For reals.  You should have some.

They say a picture is worth a 1000 words.  So, by posting this photo, I really shouldn't have to say anytTChing should I? 

Well, I will nonetheless.  TempCovers has been an awesome product for us!  Let me tell you a bit about it!

TempCovers is a UL-Classified Temporary Panel Cover that will save both time and money.  TempCovers have non-conductive magnetic strips, are tear and puncture resistant, and allow for timeless and simple installation. Check out this cool video!

TempCovers meet all of OSHA's applicable standards for both General Industry and Construction.  TempCovers can ship in about 24-48 hours after receiving the purchase order.  Here are the sizes and list prices!

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Surprise!  Julie's Choice!


Julie is on vacation this week and she put your giveaways together before she left.  So, this week, Julie is the only one who knows what the giveaway is, and she's not here to ask!  I guess I could go open one and find out, but I like surprises, don't you?  So, you know the drill.  Click here enter for a goodie!  =)