Genie Joke

There once was a man who went on an expedition and he found a beautiful vase. It said "Rub Me" so he did. Out popped a genie. The genie said to the man, "I will grant you one wish." The guy said, "I thought I got 3 wishes?" But the genie said, "No. One, take it or leave it!" The guy said, "I'LL TAKE IT, I'LL TAKE IT!!" So the guy thinks hard and says, "I am afraid of flying so I want you to build me a Freeway from my house to Hawaii." The genie says, "Are you nuts!!!" So the guy thinks hard again and says, "Ok -- Ok." He finally come up with a wish for the genie. The guy says, "I want to learn all about women. How they think? How come they keep dumping me? And how I can make them love me so I can keep them?" So the genie thinks and thinks and thinks and finally the genie says to the man..... "Did you want that freeway with 2 lanes or 4???"

Safeco Study Shows Hot Water Tanks, Washing Machines Are Most Likely to Soak the House and Drain the Wallet Seattle, WA  (02/15/05)  Safeco (NASDAQ: SAFC) Of all the appliances found in the home, the water heater and washing machine are the most likely to cause serious damage and leave home owners financially high and dry. According to a nationwide analysis by Safeco Insurance, one out of every 10 water-damage claims can be traced back to a malfunctioning hot water tank or washing machine. These two appliances are more likely than Mother Nature to inflict damage on the home. Water Damage List Hot water tanks Washing machines Refrigerators with water or ice units Dishwashers Air conditioners in attics "Water is the most common cause of home damage todayeven more likely than fire," said Jim Swegle, vice president of personal property for Safeco Insurance.

Most of us will need some type of service or product this year, without knowing a good source for those items. As a member of several professional associations and networks, McKinzie Insurance may be able to help. Looking for a good Realtor or Lender, we know them. Interior decorating, Art, and many other service organizations are on our list of friends and associates. Give us a call to see if we can help connect you with these quality organizations.

McKinzie Insurance uses limited marketing resources. Our business development is mainly due to personal referrals from our clients and associates. When we speak with you, we would like to ask for your help. If you know someone that would benefit from the services we provide, let us know. Give us the name and telephone number of your referred lead, and we will give them a quick call to see if we can help. Qualified leads will earn you a $10 gift card to Starbucks!
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Hello Valued Clients and Associates,

We hope you are having a wonderful summer so far. This message will actually be more of a want-ad than anything else, so I apologize for the self indulgence. We are looking to move to a larger facility and bring on new sub-producers to our agency. In order to do this, we will sub-lease our current office space. As well, we are interviewing producers interested in writing quality insurance products through our agency. Give me a call if either item strikes some interest or if you know someone who can benefit.

Have a good, safe month and remember to do something nice to someone you know. You will sleep better that night.

Michael